Frank Oz credited as playing...
Mr. Collins • Miss Piggy
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Hello, David. I'm Dr. Hirsch. This is a countrymen of yours, Mr Collins.
- David: Where am i?
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: You're in a hospital in London.
- David: London? Where's Jack?
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: David, I'd like you to prepare yourself. Your friend is dead.
- David: What?
- [Tries to get up but lays back down in pain]
- David: Ow... shit. Jack is dead?
- Mr. Collins: Hi, I'm Mr Collins of the American embassy here in Grover Square. Both Mr Goodman's parents and your parents have been notified of your injuries and everything's in order.
- David: Who are you people? What's going on here, where's Jack?
- [Dr. Hirsch restrains him]
- David: Get your hands off me. Let go of me, I want to see Jack.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Nurse!
- David: I want to see Jack.
- Mr. Collins: Mr. Kessler, I -I appreciate how upsetting this must be for you, but please, Mr. Kessler.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Twenty milligrams Sagetal I V., please.
- Mr. Collins: I appreciate how upset you are, but this is--this is no reason for hysterics. Mr. Kessler? Mr. Kessler, try not to excite yourself. I shall come back and check on your progress and send a report to your parents. The police have requested to interview you and I have given them permission to do so.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Thank you very much, Mr. Collins. He'll rest now. I'm sure everything will be fine once he's adjusted. He's had quite a shock.
- Mr. Collins: These dumbass kids, they never appreciate anything you do for them
- [he leaves]
- David: How long have I been here?
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: You've been unconscious since you were brought in 3 weeks ago.
- David: Three weeks...
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Now you've suffered some cuts and bruises, lost a little blood, nothing serious. Black and blue for a while. You'll have some dueling scars to boast of. That lunatic must have been a very fierce fellow. They say a mad man has the strength of ten.
- David: Lunatic?
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: We've given you a pretty strong sedative. Rest now, Nurse Price will see to all your needs. You rest.
- David: It wasn't a lunatic.
- Alex: I beg your pardon?
- David: It was an animal.
- Alex: What?
- David: A wolf.
- Dr. J. S. Hirsch: Did he say a wolf?
- Alex: Yes, I believe he did.