Griffin Dunne credited as playing...
Jack Goodman
- Jack: Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.
- David: Warn me?
- Jack: We were attacked by a werewolf.
- David: [putting his hands over his ears] I'm not listening to this!
- Jack: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
- David: Shut up!
- Jack: The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, David.
- [first lines]
- Truck Driver: That way is Proctor, and over here is the moors. I go this way.
- Jack: Thanks for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.
- Truck Driver: Boys, keep off the moors, stick to the roads. The best to ya...
- David: Thanks again.
- [then to the sheep]
- David: We'll miss you.
- David: Bye girls...
- David: [sees Jack's reflection in bathroom mirror and shrieks] You're not real.
- Jack: Ah, don't be a putz, David. Come here.
- [motions, walks out of bathroom and looks inside bedroom door]
- Jack: A nurse, huh?
- David: [closes bedroom door] Shhh. Come on.
- [motions and walks to living room]
- David: What are you doing here?
- Jack: I wanted to see you.
- [picks up Mickey Mouse figure, moves its arm and uses high-pitched voice]
- Jack: Hi, David!
- David: Put that down! Okay, you've seen me. Now, go away.
- Jack: I'm sorry I'm upsetting you, David, but you don't understand what's going on.
- David: I understand all right. You're one of the "undead," and I'm a werewolf.
- Jack: Yes, that's right.
- David: Get out of here, Jack.
- Jack: Tomorrow night's the full moon. You're gonna change. You'll become...
- Jack: I know. I know. A monster.
- Jack: You've gotta kill yourself, David, before it's too late.
- David: Are you really dead, Jack?
- Jack: What do you think?
- David: I think I've lost my mind. I think you're not real. I think you're just another part of bad dream.
- Jack: You've gotta believe me David.
- David: Believe what? That tomorrow night, under the full moon, I'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? Bullshit!
- Jack: Oh, goddammit, David, please believe me! You'll kill and make others like me. I'm not havin' a nice time here. You've gotta take your own life.
- David: I will not accept this. Go away.
- Jack: This is not pretend, David.
- David: I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!
- Jack: It's a pentangle, a five-pointed star. It's used in witchcraft. Lon Chaney, Jr., at Universal Studios maintained that's the mark of the Wolf Man.
- Jack: You're right, it is a pub.
- David: Okay, well, what do you say? We go in for a little food, huh? Drink, rest?
- Jack: The Slaughtered Lamb?
- David: [notices that the sign has a wolf head instead of a lamb] That's kinda strange.
- Jack: Where's the lamb?
- David: It's probably inside getting cold, come on.
- Jack: No, really. What kind of ad is that for a pub?
- David: I don't know, would you rather the Hilton?
- Jack: Alright, but whatever happens-- it's your fault.
- David: It's my fault.
- Jack: Right.
- David: Alright, come on.
- David: I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.
- Jack: There is nothing mediocre about Debbie Klein's body.
- David: She's a jerk!
- Jack: You're talking about the woman I love.
- David: I'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.
- Jack: Alright. Well, I have to make love to her. It's really very simple. She has not choice.
- David: You know, it just fascinates me how much energy you spend on somebody so dull.
- Jack: There's nothing dull - about that body.
- David: We've known Debbie - what? Since the 8th grade? How many years of foreplay is that?
- Jack: She says she likes me too much.