Anne DeSalvo credited as playing...
- Hobson: Thrilling to meet you, Gloria.
- Gloria: Hi.
- Hobson: Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.
- [Arthur suddenly laughs uproariously]
- Gloria: What's so funny now?
- Arthur: Sometimes I just think funny things.
- Gloria: My mother died when I was six.
- Arthur: [bangs his fist on the table] Son of a bitch! Don't they know what they do to kids?
- Gloria: My father raped me when I was twelve.
- Arthur: So, you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Listen, my father screwed me, too.
- Arthur: [soliciting a prostitute] What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me.
- Gloria: Gonna cost you a hundred bucks.
- Arthur: Oh, yeah? What time do you get off?
- [bursts out laughing]
- Arthur: Oh, that's funny!
- Gloria: So, how rich are you?
- Arthur: Let's put it this way, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.