Barney Martin credited as playing...
Ralph Marolla
- Ralph: Here's your tea.
- Hobson: I despise tea. Now, would you go to the bathroom and bring me two aspirin? You'll find them on the top shelf to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream.
- [Ralph looks embarrassed and leaves the room. Hobson coughs]
- Linda: That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor?
- Hobson: Yes. And he has seen me.
- Linda: You know, I think Arthur has a very good friend. May I kiss you on the cheek?
- Hobson: Is it something you feel strongly about?
- Linda: Yes.
- [She kisses Hobson, who smiles, nods, and prepares to leave]
- Linda: What about your aspirins?
- Hobson: The aspirins are for you, my dear.