Stig Engström credited as playing...
Björn H:son Larsson
- Björn H:son Larsson: Hey, you bloody Turk! Get lost, why don't you!
- Greek Boatbuyer: 'Turk'? I'm Greek!
- Björn H:son Larsson: [Grabbing Lena by her tits] Are you getting horny?
- Lena: Er... Am I supposed to?
- Allan: [Uniship has been stopped by river police] Surname?
- Björn H:son Larsson: H:son Larsson.
- Allan: Larsson?
- Björn H:son Larsson: I'm in a hurry.
- Allan: Do you spell that with one S or two?
- Björn H:son Larsson: Doesn't matter!
- Allan: To you maybe but for me it's a huge difference! One or two?
- Björn H:son Larsson: What have you written down?
- Allan: I'm not telling you.
- Björn H:son Larsson: Two!
- Allan: Well, then we start over again, with new forms...