Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • King Arthur • Sir Osis of Liver • Sir Loin of Beef • Yosemite Sam • Gerry the Idgit Dragon • Daffy Duck • Sylvester • Tweety Pie • Porky Pig • Speedy Gonzales • Treasury Director • Rocky • Mugsy • Judge • Clancy • O'Hara • Cops • Pepé Le Pew • Clarence
- Yosemite Sam: Any one of you lily livered, bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me? In case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin' with. I'm the hootiness, tootiness, shootiness, bob tailed wildcat in the west.
- [Sam fires his gins at the ground as they lift him in the air]
- Yosemite Sam: I'm the fastest gun, north, south, east, a-aaaa-and west of the Pecos. I'm the...
- Bugs Bunny: Ah-hhhh shut up!
- Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?
- Satan: No, but you're close.
- [Daffy is rescued after being forced to lay golden eggs]
- Bugs Bunny: Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
- Daffy Duck: Yes. Get me a proctologist, right away.
- Daffy Duck: Strike an ordinary match! Girls, you better hold on to your boyfriends! Swallow the match, so...
- [Daffy blows himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers]
- Bugs Bunny: [starts clapping] That's terrific, Daffy? They loved it. They want more.
- Satan: You back already? Where's your replacement?
- Yosemite Sam: You gotta give me another chance. I'll get a replacement. Honest.
- Satan: See that you do.
- Yosemite Sam: I'll get the critter this time! I'll send him to hell! And... oh, oh, oh, pardon my language.