Brian Doyle-Murray credited as playing...
Brian Stills
- Brian Stills: Well, I'll be a striped-ass ape! Max Fiedler!
- Max Fielder: Brian? Wow!
- Brian Stills: How are you, you old egg-sucker? Damn, you look good. How long's it been? Not since high school, huh? Say, where are my manners? This is Dorita. She's from Port-au-Prince.
- Max Fielder: Hi.
- Lorraine: Hi.
- Dorita: How do you do?
- Max Fielder: Oh, Lorraine, this is Brian Stills, an old friend of mine from, uh, high school. Brian, this is my ex-wife, Lorraine.
- Brian Stills: Pleased to meet you, Lorraine.
- Lorraine: Nice to meet you, Brian.
- Brian Stills: [Points to wheelchair] Admiring the old skateboard? I got my ass blown off in Nam. Crazy damn thing. I was loving this little girl. She was hiding ammo, for the Cong under the bed. I lit a cigarette, woke up in the hospital with medals all over the place.
- Lorraine: God, talk about sex with fireworks.
- Max Fielder: Jesus, Lorraine.
- Brian Stills: No, it's funny, really.
- Max Fielder: I'm starting to see things move in thin air. Like this morning, I think I caused Darcy's coffee cup to slide across the table and crash. And then everything around was shaking and quaking...
- Brian Stills: You trashed the place 'cause you're mad at this Daisy chick, right?
- Max Fielder: No, no, Brian, I did it but I didn't touch anything.
- Brian Stills: Look, we all think we got some monster inside us that's ready to explode any minute. You break things. I masturbate, so what? Same difference.
- Brian Stills: Are you still seeing things move?
- Max Fielder: I'm making things move.
- Brian Stills: Max, could you sit down? I have a crick in my neck.