James Sikking credited as playing...
Sergeant Montone
- Sergeant Montone: Nelson, we're talking about nuclear detonators. You just don't "lose" them, and then "find" them. You lose your comb and then find it, not detonators. Now, I want to know where they were found, and who found them. You get my drift?
- Sergeant Montone: Now, don't go getting your nose all out of joint.
- Marshal William T. O'Niel: What the hell was that all about?
- Sergeant Montone: Oh, it's just his way - a little ceremony for the good folks, that's all.
- Marshal William T. O'Niel: I don't like his way.
- Sergeant Montone: Well, don't mess with him.
- Marshal William T. O'Niel: He's an asshole.
- Sergeant Montone: He's a very powerful asshole - don't mess with him.
- Marshal William T. O'Niel: How deep are you in?
- Sergeant Montone: ...Not too deep... I'm paid to look the other way.
- Marshal William T. O'Niel: ...I get it. You don't do anything bad; you just don't do anything good, right?
- Sergeant Montone: The second time I did a tour, I got back and my wife had skipped off with some guy who was a computer programmer. I have two daughters... They call the programmer Daddy. My wife said she was happy. I said, "Happy? The guy looks so boring." She said, "He may not be Mr. Excitement, except he was home all the time." Well, you can't argue with that.