Nell Campbell credited as playing...
Nurse Ansalong
- Cosmo, Nation, Nurse Ansalong, 'Rest Home' Ricky: [singing] You're not just lookin' at a fast-food king/Just another well-known face/You're not lookin' at the king of anything/
- Farley Flavors: I'm gonna shoot for the moon/I'm gonna play high noon/I'm gonna take on the entire human race/
- Cosmo, Nation, Nurse Ansalong, 'Rest Home' Ricky: You're not looking at a king/
- Farley Flavors: You're looking at an ace...
- Nurse Ansalong: [singing] You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science. Your condition is critically grave, but don't expect mercy from such an alliance. Suspicion of tradition's so new wave.
- Nurse Ansalong: [singing] Night-night, it's time for bye-byes, it's been a great day, thanks a heap. Now it's time for everyone to go to sleep...
- Janet Majors: Why did you tell not to sign now?
- Nurse Ansalong: That way, you get the first day free.