Jeremy Newson credited as playing...
Ralph Hapschatt
- Betty Hapschatt: Oh, Ralph?
- Ralph Hapschatt: Yeah?
- Betty Hapschatt: SHOVE IT!
- Ralph Hapschatt: OH, YOU SHOVE IT *TOO*, BETTY!
- Bert Schnick: [to himself] They should be sent to the Danube at dawn.
- Ralph Hapschatt: What?
- Bert Schnick: Just... memories.
- [in song]
- Macy Struthers: Like a good-time girl, I'm gonna try some new tricks.
- Ralph Hapschatt: This could be the start of a whole new career.
- Macy Struthers: Got a deep plum lipstick and some therapeutics.
- Ralph Hapschatt: This could take us to a town that's nowhere near here.
- Ralph Hapschatt: [Making an introduction on TV] Ladies and gentlemen: Denton's own, America's pride, the world's example: Janet, the sensation of the planet.
- Ralph Hapschatt: [solemnly] Ladies and gentlemen... the president.
- Neely Pritt: The President's here!
- Irwin Lapsey: [enters dramatically] Hi. I'm Irwin Lapsey, president of Lapsey Autos.
- [everyone sits down]