Stuart Margolin credited as playing...
Gary Murdock
- The Chef: I Chinese!
- Gary Murdock: That's what you say. Danny Kaye cooks better Chinese food than you do. You don't even play ping-pong. For all I know, you probably had your eyes fixed.
- The Chef: Chinese New Year, everybody go San Francisco.
- Gary Murdock: Not everybody, kiddo. I no go San Francisco. Missy Farmer no go San Francisco. You no go San Francisco. Because Missy Farmer have a party Friday night.
- Gary Murdock: I'll tell you one thing i'd do for sure. I'd try and get good advice. I'd pick up the phone and i'd call somebody who knows the business, Somebody I can trust. Like your agent.