Loretta Swit credited as playing...
Polly Reed
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Hello Polly.
- Polly Reed: Irving!
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: You look like an anemic turtle.
- Polly Reed: You're gonna let that SHYSTER on?
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'M a QUACK!
- [Polly Reed is about to enter through the back door]
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: I remember this scene in "The Thing." There was this horrible monster on the other side of the...
- Ben Coogan: [distressed] Will you shut up! I swear...
- [Polly Reed comes through the kitchen door]
- Ben Coogan: Hi, Polly!
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Amazing coincidence! I was just talking about you.
- Polly Reed: Oh, were you really, Irving?
- Polly Reed: [to her husband whom she's sharing a hospital room] Open your mouth Willard, and I'll smear Krazy Glue on your bed pan!
- Polly Reed: [after being denied entry to the studio while Dr. Finegarten is allowed into it] You're gonna let that shyster in?
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: [coming back out to address Polly] I could sue you for calling me that. A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'm a quack!
- Polly Reed: Now, you listen to me, you penny-ante, pea-brain, junior G-man. If you know what's good for you, you better get on that phone and tell Mr. 'Big Shot' Farmer, that I said he better let me on that stage or I'll crucify him in 150 newspapers every day for the rest of his useless life!