Patti Hansen credited as playing...
Sam (Deborah Wilson)
- Angela Niotes: You're the singer - this is your show, isn't it? Hi, I'm Angela.
- Christy Miller: Hi, Angela, I'm Christy.
- Sam: Are you Christy Miller? No shit?
- Christy Miller: There's some dispute about that, honey, but thanks.
- John Russo: Keep it right here, Sam.
- Sam: Sam who?
- John Russo: Well, what's your name?
- Sam: My name's Deborah.
- John Russo: That's why I called you Sam.
- Sam: It makes sense.
- Sam: You weird, like your friend with the beard?
- John Russo: [riding in Sam's cab] Me? Oh, no, Sam. Me? I'm a charmer. Get off up here.
- Sam: I'd like to.
- John Russo: Oh, Sam...
- John Russo: Yeah, bundling. A guy and a girl sleep in the same bed, but there's a board between them - a wooden board. He can see her. he can hear her breathe - but he can't touch her.
- Sam: What are they gonna do if they can't handle it?
- John Russo: They get splinters!
- John Russo: Sam, Sam, the ice cream man. How was your day, kid?
- Sam: I'm starving.
- John Russo: Yeah? What did you have in mind?
- Sam: I'm not particular.
- John Russo: Frozen pizza?
- Sam: Well, I am a little particular.
- John Russo: Yeah, well, I know a little French joint.
- Sam: Sounds chic.
- John Russo: Chic, it ain't.
- Arthur Brodsky: So, what are you doing later?
- Sam: Sleeping.
- Arthur Brodsky: Want some company?
- Sam: You're welcome to the floor.
- Arthur Brodsky: I'll take it.
- Sam: You've got three chicks over there already, Curly. What're you gonna do about them?
- Arthur Brodsky: You got a big floor?