P.J. Soles credited as playing...
Stella
- Stella Hansen: Okay, guys, you're home. Get out.
- Russell Ziskey: You're not gonna report this or anything, are you?
- Stella Hansen: I'm gonna treat it like a UFO sighting. I saw something, but I'm not quite sure what it was.
- Russell Ziskey: Thank You.
- John Winger: You know what the rest of your problem is?
- Stella Hansen: Tell me.
- John Winger: You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment.
- John Winger: [Winger and Hansen are trapped by enemy fire] You know who would love this? Russell!
- John Winger, Stella Hansen: Russell! Russell! Help us!
- John Winger: [Russell fires the flamethrowers on the EM-50 driving the enemy back] Thaaaank yoooou!
- John Winger: Who's your friend? Who's your buddy? I am, aren't I? You're crazy about me, aren't you?
- Stella Hansen: No!
- John Winger: You're head over heels in love with me! You're hopelessly, deeply in love with me, aren't you?
- Stella Hansen: Yes.