George Hamilton credited as playing...
Don Diego Vega • Bunny Wigglesworth
- [the landowners meet to elect a new Alcade. Each introduces himself to the others,]
- Don Diego: Don Diego from San Fernando.
- Don Francisco: Don Francisco from San Jose.
- Don Fernando from San Diego: Don Fernando from San Diego.
- Don Jose: Don Jose from San Bernardino.
- Luis Obispo: Luis Obispo from Bakersfield.
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
- Don Diego: Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers.
- Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?
- Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.
- [last lines]
- Don Diego Vega: If I give my land to the people, where are we going to live?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Boston!
- Don Diego Vega: Boston?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Yes! It is the only civilized city. They have the best art, the best music...
- Don Diego Vega: You best music! You have to be kidding me! I was in Boston for a week, and I never heard a decent Mariachi playing in the city.
- Don Diego: [teasing Charlotte Taylor Wilson] Do you think you are helping the pipple by telling them they have an occent when they do not have an occent?
- Florinda: [regarding Esteban] Do you know he only makes love to me 12 times a year?
- Don Diego: Well, once a month is not so bad.
- Florinda: No, he makes love to me 12 times in one night and then, zip, nothing!
- Don Diego: Tell me, on that one night, does he eat anything special? Oysters? Raw eggs?
- Florinda: Garlic. A lot of garlic.
- [after spraining his ankle]
- Don Diego: My father would be very disappointed in me. To have come all this way and miss my destiny by... a foot.
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: You don't really believe the people are happy!
- Don Diego: All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy.
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?
- Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.
- [Zorro has backed the evil soldier Garcia against a tree, and carved a 'Z' in the tree trunk above his head]
- Zorro: Does that not strike terror in your heart?
- Velasquez: No, Señor. B-but I'm new to the region!
- Zorro: You do not recognize and fear the sign, the mark... of El Zorro?
- Velasquez: [lifts up his eyepatch to look at it] I love it!