Carol Locatell credited as playing...
Nellie Ballou
- Nellie Ballou: I think it's wonderful. It's like the life cycle. As someone dies, a baby is born. I'm getting divorced, you're getting married. Out with the old, in with the new.
- Nellie Ballou: Now, if there'd been some compensation - that's my word for the year - compensation in bed, it might have been more palatable. But I'm telling you, he had a pee pistol the size of Robbie's here. Like that.
- Ann Babson: Nellie, I don't think the dinner table is the proper place to talk about the size of Derek's pee pistol.
- Nellie Ballou: Do you always have to be the guardian of good taste at the dinner table?
- Nellie Ballou: Paula, we should've had your nails wrapped. Men *love* long red nails on their backs.