Audra Lindley credited as playing...
Ann Babson
- Nellie Ballou: Now, if there'd been some compensation - that's my word for the year - compensation in bed, it might have been more palatable. But I'm telling you, he had a pee pistol the size of Robbie's here. Like that.
- Ann Babson: Nellie, I don't think the dinner table is the proper place to talk about the size of Derek's pee pistol.
- Nellie Ballou: Do you always have to be the guardian of good taste at the dinner table?
- Ann Babson: Get the camera.
- Richard Babson: What?
- Ann Babson: I want you to take my picture. Come on, Richard. I want to record the worst day of my life. Go on.
- Richard Babson: This is ridiculous.
- Ann Babson: How dare you deny us the opportunity of seeing our only son get married. No warning! No chance to do anything, to send you anything. Not a present, not a card. Not a phone call to wish you well! Your father's so upset, he's out playing cards.
- Richard Babson: He plays cards every night.
- Ann Babson: Well, he went early tonight.