Leslie Nielsen credited as playing...
Richard Vickers (segment "Something To Tide You Over")
- Harry: Richard! I'm gonna get you! You hear me, Richard? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD? I'm going to get you f...
- [a wave washes over his head, cutting him off abruptly]
- Richard Vickers: You've gotta hold your breath there, Harry. You've gotta hold your breath!
- Richard Vickers: I'll shoot you dead!
- Harry: You can't shoot us dead, Richard...
- Becky: ...because we're already dead!
- Harry: We want to see you, Richard. We dug a hole for you, Richard...
- Becky: ...on the beach!
- Richard Vickers: [after swatting away a crab near Harry's head] Found a friend, Harry? I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me!
- Harry: [Richard has jammed his foot in the doorway] That may work on TV, mister, but I can bench-press three hundred pounds. You better get your foot out of the way, or you're gonna lose half of it!
- Richard Vickers: Don't call me "mister". You know damn well who I am.
- Richard Vickers: If you kill me then you will never know what happened to Becky and believe me, lover boy, you want to know.
- Richard Vickers: Wentworth! I suggest you get out of here! May I remind you, dear boy, I have the gun!