Robert Harper credited as playing...
Charlie Gereson (segment "The Crate")
- Charlie Gereson: [Professor Stanley tells Charlie about the creature in the crate] Pretty far out, Professor Stanley...
- Professor Dexter Stanley: It's true! It's true - I swear it's true! We got to get Campus Security...
- Charlie Gereson: [Charlie cuts him off] Campus Security's no good! If I'm having trouble swallowing this one, what the fuck are THEY going to think?
- Professor Dexter Stanley: [calming down] ... I don't know... what they'd think...
- Charlie Gereson: They'd think you'd been off on a hell of a toot. No, they'd think we'd BOTH been off on a hell of a toot, and got to seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants.
- Charlie Gereson: [Charlie decides to go downstairs to investigate] I think I'll just go down and see how the land lays...
- Professor Dexter Stanley: [in a panic] It may be OUT!
- Charlie Gereson: [complacent] Oh, I uh - I doubt that.
- Professor Dexter Stanley: CHARLIE!
- Charlie Gereson: Be right back, Professor Stanley!