John Shearin credited as playing...
Mr. Baker - the Horny Patient
- Mr. Baker - the Horny Patient: I got money. You want big bucks? I got 'em. I don't mind paying cash for gash - as long as it's class.
- Mr. Baker - the Horny Patient: Paul? Isn't that the dumpy dude who came by for you a couple days ago? Boy, he seems like a giant hard-off.
- Mr. Baker - the Horny Patient: Is this you? "Doris the Dominatrix"?
- Mary: That's right, buster. And I'm way out of your league. So, stay away from me, or I'll hit you with my whip!
- Mr. Baker - the Horny Patient: I thought you were a lot more hip than you let on.