Vincent Schiavelli credited as playing...
Mr. Vargas
- Mr. Vargas: [re the cadavers] They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
- Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
- Jeff Spicoli: Righteous bucks!
- Mr. Vargas: This gentleman here is named Arthur. Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure and we are fortunate enough today to view his body in it's pristine state. Now, here, an incision has been made. The ribs have been sawed off allowing us to remove the breast plate and *really* observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state! Here we have the human lungs. And here is the human heart, which you can see is actually located in the center of your chest.
- [lifts the heart out of the body to show his class]
- Jeff Spicoli: Oh, gnarly!
- Mr. Vargas: [before he and his class enter a operating room] I just want to ask you one last time. Please conduct yourselves with the utmost maturity.
- [the class files in, but pulls Spicoli aside]
- Mr. Vargas: Hey, you in my class?
- Jeff Spicoli: I am, today.