Christopher McDonald credited as playing...
Goose
- Girl Goosed in class: May I speak to you, Mrs. McGee?
- Principal McGee: Yes, dear. What about?
- Girl Goosed in class: I'm a little worried... I've missed my last two periods.
- Principal McGee: That's all right, dear, you can make them up after school.
- [Realizes after the girl left what kind of 'periods' she meant, stares in horror]
- Goose McKenzie: [singing] Where does the pollen go?
- Goose McKenzie: What about the trophy for best score, Stephanie?
- Stephanie Zinone: I ain't no one's trophy, Goose.
- Goose McKenzie, Johnny Nogerelli: Ooh...
- Johnny Nogerelli: Gee, no one's trophy? That's the way it's gonna be now, huh, Miss Independent?
- Stephanie Zinone: Yeah. Independent! I kiss who I want, when I want.
- Johnny Nogerelli: Oh, yeah?
- Stephanie Zinone: Yeah! I could kiss the next guy who walks in through that door if I want.
- Johnny Nogerelli: Yeah?
- Stephanie Zinone: Yeah!
- Goose McKenzie: You might turn UP on Bandstand, but your beak will still be turning DOWN!
- Sharon: [laughs] You're mean!
- Rhonda: I gotta do it! The nose goes. Bandstand, here I come!
- Paulette Rebchuck: Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature if I were you.
- Sharon: You fooled around with everyone else, Paulette.
- Paulette Rebchuck: Aww, shut up!
- Goose McKenzie: Tilt, my turn.
- Johnny Nogerelli: Your turn after we Tilt that crater face Balmudo. Come on.