Carol Cleveland credited as playing...
Female Bruce • Mrs. Two-Lumps • Rita • Argument secretary • Travel agency secretary • Woman in white suit • Best Girl
- Mr. Smoketoomuch: Good morning!
- Travel agency secretary: Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob?
- Lumberjack, Best Girl, Mountie, Mountie, Mountie, Mountie, Mountie: [singing] I'm a lumberjack, And I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day
- Lumberjack: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders, And a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa...
- Lumberjack, Best Girl, Mountie, Mountie, Mountie, Mountie, Mountie: [singing] I'm a lumberjack, And I'm O.K., I sleep all night, And I work all day
- Lumberjack: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars...