Anne DeSalvo credited as playing...
Alice Miller
- Leo Silver: [reading from a newspaper] "To the question, 'What were you doing naked in Central Park, in Bethesda Fountain, at 3 in the morning?' Swann replied, 'The back stroke.'" Now, is this your idea of watching him, Benji?
- Benjy Stone: The police are treating it like a parking ticket. It's no big deal.
- Sy: No big deal? We've got kids watching this show. We're talkin' generations to come, here! We're discussin' morals, here!
- Alice Miller: [for Herb] You're not qualified to discuss morals, Sy.
- Sy: Up your hole with a Mello Roll, Alice! And yours too, Herb!
- King Kaiser: You look real nice today, Alice. Did you get those shoes I sent you?
- Alice Miller: Oh yeah.
- King Kaiser: Why did you send them back?
- Alice Miller: They were the wrong size. And they were used.
- Sy: Swann's never going to show up anyhow.
- Alice Miller: We'll find him, Sy.
- Benjy Stone: What happened?
- Alice Miller: He landed fine last night. That much we know.
- Benjy Stone: So where is he?
- Sy: Where else? Drinking and humping!
- Sy: Benjy, you want to see movies, get a job as an usher. The rest of us are here to write professional show-business comedy!
- Herb Lee: [whispers to Alice]
- Alice Miller: [to Sy, for Herb] In your case, semi-professional.