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P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang

  • TV Movie
  • 1982
  • PG
  • 1h 25m
IMDb RATING
7.1/10
1.1K
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John Albasiny and Abigail Cruttenden in P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982)
Comedy

In 1948, a socially awkward cricket-obsessed London schoolboy wants to kiss a classmate, his co-star in a play.In 1948, a socially awkward cricket-obsessed London schoolboy wants to kiss a classmate, his co-star in a play.In 1948, a socially awkward cricket-obsessed London schoolboy wants to kiss a classmate, his co-star in a play.

  • Director
    • Michael Apted
  • Writer
    • Jack Rosenthal
  • Stars
    • John Albasiny
    • Alison Steadman
    • Abigail Cruttenden
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    7.1/10
    1.1K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Michael Apted
    • Writer
      • Jack Rosenthal
    • Stars
      • John Albasiny
      • Alison Steadman
      • Abigail Cruttenden
    • 17User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Nominated for 3 BAFTA Awards
      • 3 nominations total

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    John Albasiny
    John Albasiny
    • Alan Duckworth
    Alison Steadman
    Alison Steadman
    • Miss Land
    Abigail Cruttenden
    Abigail Cruttenden
    • Ann Lawton
    Maurice Dee
    • Geoffrey Whitaker
    Mark Brailsford
    Mark Brailsford
    • Abbo
    Christopher Karallis
    Christopher Karallis
    • Shaz
    • (as Chris Karallis)
    Frances Ruffelle
    Frances Ruffelle
    • Eunice
    Robert Urquhart
    Robert Urquhart
    • Headmaster
    Garry Cooper
    Garry Cooper
    • Tommy
    Maurice O'Connell
    • Gym Teacher
    Tim Seeley
    • French Master
    Richenda Carey
    Richenda Carey
    • Botany Teacher
    Peter Dean
    • Police Officer
    Dave Atkins
    • Fish Shop Owner
    Eric Richard
    Eric Richard
    • Road Worker
    Arthur Whybrow
    • Road Worker
    John Arlott
    • Self - Cricket Commentator
    • (voice)
    Nicola Prince
    • Maureen
    • Director
      • Michael Apted
    • Writer
      • Jack Rosenthal
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    User reviews17

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    9sumocat

    Dr. very strange love.

    Postwar England, the dawn of the "atomic age". Yet, the worries of a young schoolboy yearning to experience his first "kiss" cannot be derailed by something as inconsequential as THE BOMB. This was a delightful if not educational look at young love from the vantage point of an adolescent male and his world of the

    1940's. Free of political correctness and preachy messages, this film exposes the viewer to the world that only the mind (and

    hormones) of a young teenager can create. Wonderful subplots

    maintain character interest ala "Gregory's Girl", and plenty

    of well blocked shots help keep up the imagery of this era. This is a very good story for anyone, young or old, who has

    ever been in love, or ever wanted to be. Does he ever get his wish? Watch it and see.
    8gaudmikextra

    A young boy's first crush, and maybe, his first kiss.

    This sweet, breezy, coming of age/first kiss movie follows the trials and tribulations of Alan "Quack-Quack" Duckworth, a likable young teenager going through his first crush. Set in post WWII Britian, Alan has his public love of Cricket, and his secret puppy-love for classmate Ann Laughton, who barely tolerates his existence. And just as Baseball (or Cricket) can throw you a curve ball, Alan gets his curve ball in the the form of an iron-clad opportunity to kiss the girl of his dreams. But will "Quack-Quack" be able to step up to the plate and fulfill his dream? Well, get a hold of this little gem of a movie and find out. Great supporting cast of his Teacher and Headmaster, his schoolyard chums, and Tommy the Groundskeeper , whom Alan admires, but whom might throw Alan yet another curve ball. All in all, an entertaining movie that I highly recommend.
    7alan997

    Great atmosphere, iffy plot

    An enjoyable movie, without a doubt, and very evocative of both its era and that very particular stage in any boy's 'rites of passage'. But I have to say that having read the very positive comments here, I was a bit disappointed. The period was captured, but the plot was desperately thin. The whole thing revolves around the most egregious bit of miscasting in the history of school plays. The idea that quack quack would ever be chosen to play not only one of only three star turns, but a philanderer, is risible. And without that, nada. The sub-plots bore no relation that I could see to the main plot - all of them could be removed in their entirety without in any way affecting the main story - which surely suggests a fundamental flaw. When all your sub-plots look like padding, you know a central idea is being stretched beyond its limits. Nevertheless, it's a benign movie with its heart in the right place, there are some fine performances, and you just get the feeling that everyone involved felt deflated at the final 'cut!' That good feeling permeates the film. And that has to count for something. A flawed really quite good movie. 7 out of 10.
    10moamen27

    A boy's simple-yet bitter- quest.

    Although i don't like cricket at all and i have seen this movie 13 years ago, I still think it is one of the best coming-of-age movies ..i remember the day i returned home from my school and sat down to have my lunch, I saw the opening titles of that movie and then....i was so immersed in it that i felt i was there, it really affected me personally. i still remember how i felt when i first saw it ,i felt that the poor boy was a friend of mine, going through the same adolescent experience we were having in those days. what i really liked about that movie is the main theme of a "shy" boy fantasizing about "kissing" his dream girl, no offense but if that was an American movie, you would certainly see-at a certain point, mainly climax- the "shy" boy "making love" to his girl, and i really can't grasp this contradicting concepts till now...i have a simple request ,if anyone knows how to get this movie on a DVD by mail ,please let me know cause i need a shot of memories..Thanks
    lor_

    Weak Britcom

    My review was written in February 1984 after watching the film at a Midtown Manhattan screening room.

    "Kippebang" is a flat, understated attempt at romantic comedy, made for British television in 1982 as part of the "First Love" series, but virtually evaporating on the big screen. U. S. Theatrical release via UA Classics comes several months after the picture in video cassette form has been available in domestic video stores.

    Writer Jack Rosenthal's consistently precious script matches the romantic problems of young adolescents (hero is 14) with those of their elders, as the English teacher (Alison Steadman) must deal with an unplanned pregnancy,l the father being the school groundskeeper (Garry Cooper).

    Very thin material emphasizes running gags, most noxious of which is the kids reciting the nonsense phrase "P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang" (pic's original title in Britain, pointlessly followed by a grunt, shortened for U. S. release), as an example of the youngsters' codes and rituals.. Young cast members throw away their dialog in mumbled, naturalistic readings, reducing potential chuckles to groaners.

    Plot gimmicks, generally overemphasized, include the hero Alan (John Albasiny) dreaming of his first kiss with plain classmate Ann (Abigail Gruttenden), with attempted suspense generated as he is cast in a dull school play in which he is supposed to kiss co-star Ann in the final scene.

    Device of a voiceover narrator turning most events into cricket match play-by-play (representing Alan's wish-fulfillment point-of-view) is overworked, as are the frequent references back to World War II (groundskeeper is fake war hero, leading to the predictable disillusionment of the hero).

    Director Michael Apted appears uncertain how to approach this material, combining the general understatement with a coy approach to vulgar issues of adolescent sexs (Alan and his two pals form the inevitable central trio of sex-obsessed young teens) and hyped-up crosscutting between the school play's climax and police arresting the groundskeeper.

    Adult actors, especially Steadman, turn in good performances, but the kids are a drag. In his big finale scene, pouring his heart out to Ann, John Albasiny delivers his lines into the ground, inadvertently giving a worse performance than his intentionally incompetent non-acting during the school play. Tech credits are okay.

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    • Trivia
      One of the very first Film4 productions, an offshoot of the UK's then new Channel 4 which essentially revolutionized the British film industry by making a series of relatively cheap films which would air on the TV channel several months after their cinema release. This new style of production brought such resounding successes as Paris, Texas (1984), Letter to Brezhnev (1985), My Beautiful Laundrette (1985), Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994), East Is East (1999) and 12 Years a Slave (2013).
    • Goofs
      When Alan, Ann and Geoffrey walk home from school after rehearsing for the school play, the top deck of a modern (probably late 1970s) double-decker bus is visible at the far end of the alley. In the same scene, opposite the side-road that leads to the alley, is a modern Warboys-design (post-1964) "no cycling" sign.
    • Quotes

      Alan: When I walk past your desk, I breathe in on purpose to smell your skin. It's the most beautiful smell there is.

      Ann: It's only Yardley's.

    • Connections
      Featured in Timeshift: Jack Rosenthal: The Voice of Television Drama (2004)

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    • Release date
      • November 3, 1982 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • First Love: P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang
    • Filming locations
      • Wimbledon Chase Middle School, Merton Hall Road, Wimbledon, London, England, UK
    • Production companies
      • Channel 4 Television Corporation
      • Enigma TV
      • Goldcrest Films International
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 25m(85 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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