Beverly Archer credited as playing...
Iola Lucille Boylen
- Thelma 'Mama' Harper: [after having been robbed by a burglar named The Courteous Crook] He's been in there! He's actually been in my bathroom!
- Iola Lucille Boyland: Did he take anything?
- Thelma 'Mama' Harper: No, he cleaned up!
- Thelma 'Mama' Harper: He even put on a new roll of toilet paper... and the right way too - from the bottom out!
- Iola Lucille Boyland: I always thought it was supposed to roll over the top...
- Thelma 'Mama' Harper: WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
- Iola Lucille Boyland: I'm glad I put the tinsel on strand-by-strand. It gives the tree such symmetry.
- Bubba Higgins: Yeah, and it balances it out, too.
- Iola Lucille Boyland: [to Vint's boss Mr. Carstairs] I'm sure your wife will understand if you just explain it to her.
- [Mrs. Carstairs blows the car horn outside]
- Iola Lucille Boyland: Or maybe not.