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TV Newscaster
- TV Newscaster: Police have been puzzled in the last week by what they describe as well-organized bands of 15 to 20 women on bicycles attacking men on the street. While the victims have claimed that these incidents were unprovoked, eyewitness reports have led investigators to believe that these men may themselves have been attempting to assault women. However, officials have condemned the lawlessness of such vigilante groups and asked for information leading to the arrests of the women involved.
- [smiles smugly]
- TV Newscaster: Maybe even their telephone numbers. We'll have more information on the 11 O'Clock report. Now here's Linda with the weather.
- TV Newscaster: The economic sex war that has threatened the city in recent weeks, erupted last night as gangs of men, mostly black, roamed the streets, breaking windows, looting stores, and attacking passersby, protesting what they call racism in workfare. The rioters claim that blacks are given meaningless jobs that don't pay enough to support their families. Government officials say the rioters will be severely punished; however, they do admit there are some problems with the workfare system and pledge that, in the future, priority placement will be given to male heads of families.