Christine Belford credited as playing...
Regina Cunningham
- [after Christine is completely wrecked]
- Arnie Cunningham: It's your fault. If you hadn't been so damned selfish you wouldn't let me park my own car, in your precious driveway, this never would have happened.
- Regina Cunningham: Arnie, that's not fair.
- Arnie Cunningham: Oh, it's fair.
- Regina Cunningham: Can't we even talk about this like rational human beings?
- Arnie Cunningham: One of them took a shit on the dashboard of my car, mom! Now, how's that for rational, huh?
- Regina Cunningham: How could you have let him do this?
- Dennis Guilder: I didn't let him. I mean he wanted the car and he bought it. I tried to talk him out of it, in fact.
- Regina Cunningham: Mm, I doubt that you tried very hard.
- Dennis Guilder: Yeah, well I'm going home.
- Regina Cunningham: I think you should.
- Arnie Cunningham: OK that's it, I'm getting the fuck out of here!
- Michael Cunningham: Oh, Arnie, now what kind of language is that?
- Regina Cunningham: WHAT did you say? What did you say?
- Arnie Cunningham: Look, you wanted me in college courses, I'm there. You wanted me in the chess club instead of the band, OK, I'm there too. Now I managed to get through seventeen years without embarrassing your bridge club or landing jail! Now I'm telling you, I'm gonna have this, this one thing!
- Regina Cunningham: You are not keeping any car at this house!
- Arnie Cunningham: Fine!
- Regina Cunningham: [Dennis' is playing loud music in his car] That's noise pollution, what you're doing... you might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn!