Dennis Quaid credited as playing...
Mike Brody
- Mike Brody: White sharks are dangerous. I know 'em. My father, my brother, myself. They're murderers.
- Kathryn Morgan: What if she doesn't want to go back in?
- Philip FitzRoyce: Oh, I think we can pretty much guarantee that she'll want to go back in. Don't you, Jack?
- Jack Tate: Sure.
- Mike Brody: Well, just how are you going to guarantee that?
- Philip FitzRoyce: Live bait.
- Sean Brody: I was this close doing it in the water last night, and that's a first.
- Mike Brody: This close, huh?
- Mike Brody: I see my brother nailed you, eh?
- Kelly Ann Bukowski: Your brother?
- Mike Brody: Yeah, believe it or not.
- Kathryn Morgan: If he wouldn't have pulled that old crotch trick, he never would have won.
- Mike Brody: Yeah. That's his best move.
- Kathryn Morgan: It runs in the family.
- Mike Brody: I don't believe it. She got him in the water.
- Kathryn Morgan: Never underestimate the power, huh?
- Mike Brody: You put on weight, you need a shave, and you're too tall.
- Sean Brody: Well, uh, two of out of three I can fix, huh?
- Mike Brody: All right. I'll have my beeper beep your beeper.
- Kathryn Morgan: I'll have my beeper beep your beeper back.
- Kathryn Morgan: [Breathing heavily after viewing Shelby Overman's half eaten body] Calvin, I've got bad news.
- Calvin Bouchard: Children, keep your voices down. Sit down, sit down.
- [Kay and Mike sits down]
- Calvin Bouchard: . Was it the shark?
- [Shark backs out of filtration pipe]
- Kathryn Morgan: It was a shark. It was a shark, with a bite radius about,
- [gesturing the size of the bite]
- Kathryn Morgan: a yard across.
- Philip FitzRoyce: Don' be silly. Indicated a shark's some 35 feet in length.
- Kathryn Morgan: You've said it exactly
- [Shark swims]
- Kathryn Morgan: Our shark, still has all its teeth.
- Calvin Bouchard: Yeah?
- Kathryn Morgan: That's means it was a baby, our shark couldn't have killed Oberman. Its mother did.
- Calvin Bouchard: You're talking about some damn sharks mutha?
- Mike Brody: Calvin, don't you hear what she's sayin' here?
- Calvin Bouchard: I'm listening. If it is such an animal, she gave birth way out sea and, the baby swam through the sea gate that you left open, Brody.
- Kathryn Morgan: No, Oberman was killed inside the park, the baby was CAUGHT INSIDE the park, its mother is inside the park.
- Mike Brody: [Shark swims to window terrifying the customers at the restaurant] She's right there!
- Kathryn Morgan: The animals, they're in the lagoon.
- [runs off]
- Mike Brody: Ski show!
- [runs off]
- Calvin Bouchard: Control, this is Bouchard now listen carefully, clear the tunnel. I want you to get the people out and, seal that park. Did you hear me? seal the park! I'll be down in a minute!
- [hangs up phone and runs]
- Kathryn Morgan: Come on in, sailor. Are you new in town?
- Mike Brody: Yeah. Came by to get me a woman and a tattoo. Wanna see the tattoo?
- Kathryn Morgan: How come Sean doesn't visit more?
- Mike Brody: He hates the water.
- Kathryn Morgan: What?
- Mike Brody: Yeah. Remember that, uh, shark attack I told you about when we were kids in Amity? Well, that's why he goes to school in Colorado. If our parents didn't live on an island, I don't think he'd ever get wet.
- Kathryn Morgan: Some guys can sleep *in* in the morning and some of us have to be at work early. Good morning.
- Mike Brody: Some of us don't have to baby-sit a park full of slugs and fishes either.
- Kathryn Morgan: Yes, we just live like slugs and fishes.
- Charlene Tutt: If he's messin' around with that little bitch down at the souvenir stand, it's gonna be his ass. You tell him.
- Mike Brody: Charlene, I'm not his mother.
- Charlene Tutt: You're his boss.