Denis Lawson credited as playing...
- [approaching Ben's beach shanty]
- Victor: Where's the door here?
- Urquhart: There is no door. Just knock on the window.
- Mac: Jesus, how do you do business with someone who doesn't have a door?
- Victor: The ethics are just the same.
- Urquhart: [acting as bartender] I want you to try this Scotch. It's 42 years old.
- Mac: Old enough to be out on its own.
- Mac: [not realizing that the innkeeper is Urquhart] We have to talk to a Mr Urquhart, an accountant. Can you tell me where we might find him?
- Urquhart: Indeed, yes. He has an office next door, to the left, on the first floor. I know for a fact that he'll be there in about 15 minutes.
- Urquhart: [to Stella, imitating Mac] We have an injured rabbit also.
- Urquhart: [regarding the eaten rabbit] Is it worthwhile calling the vet, Stella?
- Stella: Don't be a clown, Gordon.
- Victor: How are things? I heard about the ceilidh.
- Urquhart: Oh, we've lots to tell you. We've been invaded by America. We're all gonna be rich.
- Victor: Really?
- Urquhart: We won't have anywhere to call home, but we'll be stinkin' rich.
- Urquhart: I'll get the food.
- Victor: Bring some brandy back with you Gordon, I'm dying.
- Urquhart: How's the casserole de lapin?
- Mac: Excellent.
- Urquhart: Terrific. Thank you.
- Oldsen: [thinking a moment] Lapin? That's rabbit.
- Mac: Is this my rabbit?
- Oldsen: Harry!
- Mac: Trudy!
- Urquhart: We don't allow animals in the bedrooms, I should have told you sooner.
- Urquhart: [bouncing on his bed] Oh boy, are we going to be rich!
- Urquhart: [looks first at Ben walking home and then looks at the crowd staring at him] Let's walk him home.
- Mac: [both men are drunk] Would you leave Stella here with me?
- Urquhart: Sure I will.
- Mac: You're a good guy, Gordon.
- Urquhart: We have to be talkin' about millions.
- Mac: Maybe.
- Urquhart: What kind of millions do you reckon we're talkin' about?
- Mac: We'll have to talk about that.
- Urquhart: You never mentioned comets before, MacIntyre. That's a whole new area of negotiation.
- Mac: Jesus, look. Holy cow! Jesus!
- Urquhart: Calm down, Mac. It's just a meteor shower.
- Urquhart: There's Victor's song.
- Victor: [singing] Guess that I was born to be a rover, Guess I've always been a rolling stone, But someday when my roving days are over, I will found a place to call my own...
- Urquhart: Go and see her, Mac.
- Mac: You say toodle-oo for me, Gordon. And toodle-oo to you, too.
- Mac: I have a proposition for you, Gordon. I know I may be a bit tipsy, but I want you to consider this seriously. Okay?
- Urquhart: Okay.
- Mac: Okay. I want to swap with you - everything. I want to stay here, run the hotel, do little bits of business. You can go to Houston. Take the Porsche, the house, the job. It's a good life there, Gordon. I pull down 80,000 a year, plus I have over 50,000 in mixed securities. I want you to have it all. There's nothing due on the car, it's pure ownership. And I won't let down your good name here, Gordon. I'll make a good Gordon, Gordon. What do you say, pal?
- Urquhart: What about Stella?
- Mac: I was coming to that.
