Roger Moore: James Bond

Octopussy

James Bond

James Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?
Magda: That's my little octopussy.

James Bond: [Q's mechanized version of the "Indian Rope Trick" malfunctions] Having problems keeping it up, Q?
Q: Experimental model!

James Bond: [bad guys are chasing Bond and Vijay] Vijay, we've got company!
Vijay: No problem, this is a company car.
[the unlikely-looking Tuk-Tuk 'rickshaw cab' accelerates through the crowd on its back wheels]

Magda: I guess this is good night.
James Bond: I could come in for a nightcap.
[Gobinda puts a hand in front of Magda's door]
James Bond: Some other time perhaps.
James Bond: [Gobinda walks Bond back to his room] I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?

[Twin Two throws several knives at Bond, which pass through his clothes, pinning him to a cabin door]
Twin Two: [draws another knife] And this... for my brother...
[Bond plucks one of the knives from the door, and throws it at Twin Two, hitting him fatally in his stomach]
James Bond: And that's for 009!

James Bond: [the real Col. Luis Toro has found Bond] Well, it's small world. You're a Toro, too!

James Bond: [using Kamal's loaded dice to beat him in backgammon] Double sixes. Fancy that!

Octopussy: When Father's gold ran out, the people in Hong Kong who'd disposed of it for him offered me a commission to smuggle some diamonds. I discovered I had a talent for it.
James Bond: You went into business for yourself?
Octopussy: Yes, but l needed an organization, so l revived the old Octopus cult.
James Bond: Well, then. Where did you recruit all these lovelies?
Octopussy: There are many of them all over Southeast Asia, looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what. l train them. Give them a purpose, a sisterhood and a way of life.
James Bond: In crime?
Octopussy: In business. I have diversified into shipping, hotels, carnivals and circuses.

Vijay: [Tells Bond about Kamal's doings, and says that he, too, plays cricket] As a matter of fact, I've got a part-time job as a pro at Kamal's club.
James Bond: What have you learned so far?
Vijay: Well, my backhand's improving.

James Bond: [handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice] That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.

M: You had no business bidding for that egg! What would you have done if you'd had been stuck with it?
James Bond: Then I would have claimed it was a fake, sir... and not paid.
M: Not paid?
James Bond: Here is the real one. I swiped it with the fake at the auction.
M: Good God. And what happens when the buyer discovers this?
James Bond: He complains.
M: Well?
James Bond: I don't think he will complain. According to Fanning, this Kamal usually sells. Now he buys. I think the fake will smoke him out. I had a tail follow him to Heathrow, where he caught a plane to Delhi.
M: You must go there, too. I'll have Sadruddin, our man at Station I, there to assist you.
James Bond: Yes, well, I have exactly 35 minutes to catch that plane.
M: Oh, Bond... sign a chit for that egg on your way out... it's government property now.