Scott Colomby credited as playing...
- Brian: [to the Klansmen] This zemel has been used to chop off literally hundreds of foreskins... what better to shave the heads of a bunch of pricks like you?
- Brian: [as he prepares to shave the heads of the Klansmen] We will almost certainly have to retire this zemel when this is all over!
- [drunken and dressed as a zombie]
- Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like?
- Brian: [agitated] For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".