Dan Monahan credited as playing...
Pee Wee
- Mickey: Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel?
- Pee Wee: How does what feel?
- Mickey: Getting laid.
- Pee Wee: Same as it always feels.
- Mickey: I don't believe it.
- Tommy: Never again.
- Pee Wee: What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida.
- Mickey: Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old "Rosie Palm".
- Pee Wee: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.
- Pee Wee: [after the guys laugh] Now that she's had me, what's left?
- Mickey: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
- Pee Wee: Well, what did she tell you?
- Tommy: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
- Billy: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.
- Pee Wee: Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this.
- Wendy: [walks by passively] Hi, boys.
- Mickey: [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee] She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee.
- Tommy: Yeah, she's rabid.
- Pee Wee: She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here.
- Tommy: That's what she said about you on the bus.
- Pee Wee: Oh man, the girl's my slave.
- Wendy: Do you know how I got my reputation?
- Pee Wee: How?
- Wendy: In the 8th grade, I didn't know anything. A bunch of guys wanted to get me to go skinny dipping, I didn't want to but I didn't care if they did so I just watched. I thought it was funny, flopping around...the next day I was a slut, the original mattress-back.