Bill Wiley credited as playing...
Reverend Flavel
- Reverend Flavel: Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd!
- The Flock Members: SO SAYETH THE FLOCK!
- Reverend Flavel: And what sayeth you, Mr. Carter?
- Carter: [very angry at this point] Get the Flock out of here!
- [the students all start cheering]
- Reverend Flavel: This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!
- Reverend Flavel: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!
- Mickey: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.
- Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee...
- Commissioner Hurley: [on the tape] Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!
- [the guy he was pointing to mouths, "Me?"]
- Commissioner Couch: [on the tape] Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!
- Commissioner Hurley: [on the tape] If you wore a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flying fuck!
- [a mother covers her young daughter's ears, but clearly too late]
- Mayor Abernathy: [on the tape] Look at that snatch!
- Woman at Rally: Oh My God!
- [faints]
- Little Girl: Oh, Mother.
- Commissioner Couch: [on the tape] Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
- Reverend Flavel: [to Mayor] You Scum!
- Mayor Abernathy: [on the tape] Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!
- [audience starts booing loudly]
- Reverend Flavel: [a photographer takes a picture of him losing complete control of the revival, he turns to him] You son of a bitch, don't you rele...
- [Another photographer takes a pic, he turns on him]
- Reverend Flavel: You son of a bitch, you better...
- [He stops and, realizing it's no use anymore, throws a fit]
- Reverend Flavel: Awwww SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTTT!