Roger Wilson credited as playing...
Mickey
- Reverend Flavel: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!
- Mickey: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.
- Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee...
- Commissioner Hurley: [on the tape] Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!
- [the guy he was pointing to mouths, "Me?"]
- Commissioner Couch: [on the tape] Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!
- Commissioner Hurley: [on the tape] If you wore a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flying fuck!
- [a mother covers her young daughter's ears, but clearly too late]
- Mayor Abernathy: [on the tape] Look at that snatch!
- Woman at Rally: Oh My God!
- [faints]
- Little Girl: Oh, Mother.
- Commissioner Couch: [on the tape] Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
- Reverend Flavel: [to Mayor] You Scum!
- Mayor Abernathy: [on the tape] Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!
- [audience starts booing loudly]
- Mickey: Hey Pee Wee, how's it feel?
- Pee Wee: How does what feel?
- Mickey: Getting laid.
- Pee Wee: Same as it always feels.
- Mickey: I don't believe it.
- Tommy: Never again.
- Pee Wee: What are you guys talking about, I got bodies laid all over South Florida.
- Mickey: Morris, the last time you got any action, it was your fist. The old "Rosie Palm".
- Pee Wee: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.
- Pee Wee: [after the guys laugh] Now that she's had me, what's left?
- Mickey: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
- Pee Wee: Well, what did she tell you?
- Tommy: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
- Billy: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.
- Pee Wee: Look man, when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris, they stay had. I mean, they can't keep their hands off me. You guys better watch out because when she sees me you're likely to get caught in the stampede. Watch this.
- Wendy: [walks by passively] Hi, boys.
- Mickey: [after the guys laugh at Pee Wee] She's in a frenzy, Pee Wee.
- Tommy: Yeah, she's rabid.
- Pee Wee: She didn't see me. She didn't know I was here.
- Tommy: That's what she said about you on the bus.
- Pee Wee: Oh man, the girl's my slave.