Ivan Rassimov credited as playing...
Bill Cook
- Crystal Skull: We have come back. Come back to the world that has always been ours. You have no place in it. You cannot defend yourselves. Our civilization does not accept intruders. We have returned to re-establish our presence. You have violated our world, and therefore you must be punished. All of you will be executed! All of you, except one...
- Bill Cook: He means me - we hit it off right away!
- Bill Cook: If you ask me, we're just heading around in circles.
- Washington: What's wrong with circles?
- Bill Cook: Well, since I don't have old Allah watching over my sweet ass, I'd feel a lot better if I knew we were heading for dry land, you know.
- Washington: Oh, your damn thoughts don't go north of your neck anyhow!
- Bill Cook: It's a good thing that island is where we want to go, because it's pulling us in like a kid pulling a kite!