Bronson Pinchot credited as playing...
Barry
- Miles: [to Joel] What happened?
- Joel Goodson: Last night?
- Miles: That's right - with Kessler.
- Joel Goodson: She was babysitting down the street...
- Miles: We know that!
- Joel Goodson: So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...
- [some guy off camera]
- Joel Goodson: right.
- Miles: That could happen.
- Joel Goodson: ...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says 'I think I'm in the mood.'
- Barry: She said that? What did you say?
- Joel Goodson: I didn't have to say anything.
- Glenn: Whatcha do?
- Joel Goodson: What do you think I did?
- Glenn: I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.
- Barry: [makes a wacking off noise with his cheek]
- Miles: I disagree.
- [to Joel]
- Miles: Did you have your bike there?
- Joel Goodson: Yeah.
- Miles: I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!
- Barry: He boffed Hendrix last week!
- Joel Goodson: He did?
- Barry: Yes. And then after the game Saturday, he fucked her.
- Joel Goodson: Barry...
- Barry: What?
- Joel Goodson: Boffing and fucking are the same thing.
- Barry: They are?
- Barry: Are you stoned?
- Joel Goodson: No. I do not believe so.
- Barry: I think you're really wasted.
- Joel Goodson: This is not wasted, Barry. This is definitely not wasted. - - Barr?
- Barry: Yeah?
- Joel Goodson: I'm a little wasted.
- Joel Goodson: Barry, we're falling way behind.
- Barry: You haven't exactly been helping.
- Joel Goodson: You're the one who wanted to be the production exec.
- Barry: Bullshit. Every sales manager I know helps with production.
- Joel Goodson: Oh, yeah, like who?
- Barry: Like everyone is helping with the production.
- Joel Goodson: Forget it. I'm busy enough with marketing and sales.
- Barry: How can you be busy with marketing and sales when I haven't even given you the product yet?
- Joel Goodson: Barry, just bring the God damn thing over tonight.
- Barry: I didn't even want to do this. I just thought it would look good on my record.