Brian McConnachie credited as playing...
Ted
- [Doug and Bob are hooked up to a polygraph lie detector]
- Ted: What have you done with the disk?
- Doug McKenzie: What are you looking at me for? I don't got it.
- [Ted looks at the polygraph which doesn't show anything off]
- Bob McKenzie: Maybe it's out of gas, eh?
- [Doug then passes gas in a loud flatulence noise]
- Bob McKenzie: Ugh! You farted
- Doug McKenzie: No, it wasn't me, it was the chair, eh!
- Bob McKenzie: He's lying! Check the machine, eh!
- Doug McKenzie: I'm not lying!
- Ted: [now the polograph begins showing activity] He's lying alright.
- Bob McKenzie: [fanning the fart away from him] I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh!
- Doug McKenzie: I didn't do it, I swear!
- Bob McKenzie: Jeez, don't slice the cheese in here, will ya?
- Doug McKenzie: Take off!