Karl Dall credited as playing...
Karl • Exzellenz Gobrukin
- Karl: Can you tell me where I can meet the famous schlager star Linda Lu?
- Slowly, Frankie: Not important.
- Karl: She had that big hit "Babababaloubalouloulou".
- Slowly: Sorry but I'm more fond of classical music, like Bach, Mozart and stuff.
- Karl: Mozart? That's the one who invented those chocolate balls.
- Frankie: Yes, always when he didn't come up with music he baked his balls.
- Karl: They taste delicious. Tell him that when you see him.
- Harald: Rita? So you already call my wife "Rita"? How do you know her? How long does it last already?
- Karl: I don'T know your wife, she was recommended to me.
- Harald: Recommended? So now they recommend my own wife? Is she good? Well? Tell me: is she good?
- [pulls down Karl's suspenders]
- Karl: I don't find it funny. What if I tell you.
- Harald: Don't say ot or I break all your bones. What do you want from my wife?
- Karl: A room.
- Harald: A room? You want to sleep with my Rita?
- Karl: No.
- Harald: No? Why? Don't you like her? Isn't she beautiful enough for you?
- Karl: But I don't know her at all. I just want a room for myself, all alone.
- Harald: A room. Well, man why didn't you say that to me right away?
- Restaurantgast #1: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
- Karl: [takes the fly out of the soup with his bare hands] Not anymore.
- Restaurantgast #2: Mr. Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.
- Karl: You can eat it, the cook has more of them.
- Restaurantgast #3: Mr. Waiter, what can you recommend me?
- Karl: Another restaurant.
- Karl: I'm very happy with my appearance.
- Excellency Gobroukin: No wonder. You look like me. But think of me: I look like you.