Christopher Reeve credited as playing...
Superman • Clark Kent
- Evil Superman: Well I hope you don't expect me to save you, 'cause I don't do that anymore.
- Lorelei: Don't worry about me. I'm long past savin'.
- Perry White: I don't have to tell you, it isn't easy for me to lose one of my best reporters.
- Clark Kent: Oh, that's okay.
- Perry White: But you deserve the vacation, Lois.
- Lois Lane: Thank you.
- Lorelei: Thought you'd never get here.
- Evil Superman: Well I hope you don't expect me to save you because I don't do that anymore.
- Lorelei: Ha! Don't worry. I'm long past saving. Well. Don't let me keep you from anything.
- Evil Superman: I'm not in a rush. What did you have in mind?
- Lorelei: Lot's of things.
- Evil Superman: Oh, yeah?
- Lorelei: [Superman picks up Lorelei by the arm] Woo! If you'll do me one little favor first.
- Evil Superman: What's that?
- Lorelei: Well. See, there's this little boat, and its not going where it's supposed to go and...
- [Superman flies out to the oil tanker ship at sea and punctures the ship's hull, making the oil spill out. Then as Superman returns to Lorelei's pad]
- Lorelei: Hi.
- [Superman slowly walks into Lorelei's room]
- Lorelei: How about a little après-ski?
- [as Superman walks closer to Lorelei,]
- Lorelei: Champagne?
- [Superman proceeds to make out with Lorelei]
- Evil Superman: [after blowing acid on to his better half] What's 'a matter, Kent? Too hot for ya'? Come on chicken! You've been on my nerves for a long time!
- [Clark directs his sneeze at Ricky's bowling ball, giving him a strike and destroying the bowling pins]
- Lana Lang: Gesundheit.
- Clark Kent: Thank you.
- Jimmy Olsen: Clark, I want you to keep these people distracted so they don't know what I'm doing.
- Clark Kent: What are you doing?
- Jimmy Olsen: What am I doing? Remember what the chief said? A photographer always goes after a story.
- Clark Kent: That could be dangerous, Jimmy.
- Jimmy Olsen: Danger? Goes with the territory, Mister Kent.
- Evil Superman: [Blurts out, to the disgusted crowd after exiting the bar] What're ya looking at? Huh?