Walter Matthau credited as playing...
Sonny Paluso
- Sonny Paluso: You think Wes is God, don't you.
- Donald Quinelle: No, not God, Just an ordinary man. Maybe a little ahead of his time, but just an ordinary man.
- Sonny Paluso: Wes is an asshole.
- Donald Quinelle: Blasphemy! Oh, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that!
- Candice Paluso: Listen, this is gonna sound like a really stupid question, but, uh, aren't you guys gonna get really bored out here if society doesn't collapse?
- Donald Quinelle: I wouldn't worry about that. Wes says society is heading for the big "flush". And we're going to be the ones who are clinging to the rim while everything else goes down.
- Candice Paluso: Eeew!
- Sonny Paluso: What're you going to do if things get better?
- Donald Quinelle: Is the air getting better?
- Candice Paluso: That's true.
- Donald Quinelle: The economy? The Middle East? Arts, literature, television, US Presidents improving?
- Sonny Paluso: Anyone can nitpick.
- Donald Quinelle: Sonny, name one thing that's gotten better in the last ten years.
- Sonny Paluso: [Sonny is stumped]
- Donald Quinelle: See?
- Candice Paluso: Video games.
- Sonny Paluso: Video games! There you are.
- Donald Quinelle: Alright, I acknowledge that.
- [last lines]
- Donald Quinelle: Tell me things are gonna work out, Sonny.
- Sonny Paluso: Everything's gonna work out.
- Donald Quinelle: Yeah, yeah. Boy, it's been a strange winter, hasn't it?
- Sonny Paluso: Not really.
- Donald Quinelle: No.