Pat McCormick credited as playing...
Big Enos Burdette
- Little Enos: Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.
- Big Enos Burdette: I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.
- Little Enos: What are we stopping for?
- Big Enos Burdette: It's time to take out some insurance, teach those county mounties a lesson.
- Little Enos: I don't get it. I mean, they certainly lost enough time as it is. We're winning, ain't we?
- Big Enos Burdette: We're winning, son, but winning isn't everything.
- Little Enos: [paused] What is?
- Big Enos Burdette: Winning dirty, boy. What's the matter with you?
- Little Enos: Sorry, Daddy. I lost my head.
- Big Enos Burdette: Shame, Little Enos.
- Little Enos: Ashamed, Daddy! Ashamed! Look, Daddy! Here they come!
- Big Enos Burdette: [looks through binoculars and sees Buford] They're coming alright.
- [whistles and signals for milk tanker driver to block Buford's path.]
- [Disguised as women and surrounded by men]
- Little Enos: That's... no, no, no, boys.
- Big Enos Burdette: Let my daughter alone!
- Little Enos: What's the rubber glove for?
- Big Enos Burdette: Let my daughter alone! You let my daughter alone!
- Big Enos Burdette: I'm sorry things didn't turn out the way we expected. Especially, you getting the big guy.
- Little Enos: Don't even talk to me!
- Big Enos Burdette: What's the matter?
- Little Enos: I'm trying to remember his phone number.
- Big Enos Burdette: Never mind. We got to get out of these dresses and get back to business.
- Little Enos: Let's see, was it 555-1414? Or 555-4141? 555-1415?