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Arthur Bostrom, Kirsten Cooke, Sue Hodge, Gorden Kaye, Richard Marner, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera, and Guy Siner in 'Allo 'Allo! (1982)

Arthur Bostrom: Officer Crabtree

'Allo 'Allo!

Arthur Bostrom credited as playing...

Officer Crabtree

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Quotes9

  • [repeated line]
  • Officer Crabtree: Good Moaning.
  • Officer Crabtree: I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.
  • [Officer Crabtree is standing inside the pissoir, using it, when it is demolished by Edith driving Lieutenant Gruber's little tank]
  • Officer Crabtree: [climbing out of the rubble] There is obviously no piss for the wicked.
  • [to Herr Flick and von Smallhausen]
  • Officer Crabtree: Good moaning, Herr Flock. And von Smellhorsen.
  • Officer Crabtree: I was pissing by the door when I heard a shat.
  • Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: Heil Hitler!
  • Officer Crabtree: Hole Hotler!
  • Officer Crabtree: God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge.
  • Officer Crabtree: My lips are soiled.
  • Officer Crabtree: [run down by a tank in the pissoir] There is obviously no piss for the wicked!

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