John D. Collins credited as playing...
Flying Officer Fairfax
- [Maria has disguised the airmen as waitresses, so René mimes to them that they must not go upstairs with the Germans]
- Flying Officer Carstairs: [turning to Fairfax] What was all that about?
- Flying Officer Fairfax: I think he means that if Hitler comes in and wants us to go upstairs with him, we're not to go.
- Flying Officer Carstairs: Is he like "that," then?
- Flying Officer Fairfax: Oh, yes.
- René: [to the others] And they must not speak.
- [Rene turns to the airmen and mimes that they must be silent]
- Flying Officer Carstairs: What does that mean?
- Flying Officer Fairfax: Well, if we do go upstairs with Hitler, we're not to tell anyone.
- Flying Officer Carstairs: Well, it's hardly the sort of thing you boast about, is it.
- [the airmen have entered the cafe disguised as pallbearers, when a squad of Germans arrive]
- Flying Officer Carstairs: What's going on?
- Michelle Dubois: [English accent] Jerries. Keep quite or you'll be shot.
- Flying Officer Fairfax: [looking down] We're wearing the right clobber for it.
- [the airmen have come downstairs, minus their mustaches, dressed as serving girls]
- Flying Officer Fairfax: Carstairs, you're standing like a tart again.
- [Carstairs drops his arm to his side]
- Edith: [looking the airmen up and down] No one will suspect them. They look just like the staff.
- René: Edith, the Germans *take* the staff upstairs from time to time. If they took these two upstairs, do you not think that their suspicions will be aroused?
- Yvette Carte-Blanche: We are much more attractive. They will take us.
- René: And suppose there is a rush?
- Flying Officer Carstairs: What are they saying, Fairfax?
- Flying Officer Fairfax: I've no idea - it's all in French.