Martin Hewitt credited as playing...
Dan
- Dan: Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!
- Yellowbeard: Do what?
- Dan: Putrify, go rotten!
- Yellowbeard: Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.
- Dan: Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map.
- Yellowbeard: Bugger them! I'll eat it first. Won't be the first head I've eaten.
- Troila: What's happened to Daddy?
- Yellowbeard: I killed him!
- Dan: He's gone to heaven.
- Troila: Aw, that's nice! He sent all his friends there.
- Yellowbeard: Alright, Dan, if you're my son, prove it. Kill this stupid old bugger!
- Lord Lambourn: Hold your horses...
- Dan: I can't kill him! He brought me up! Just like a father.
- Yellowbeard: Oh, you mean he's beat ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth?
- Lord Lambourn: Yes...
- Dan: No!
- Lord Lambourn: No.
- Dan: He's been kind and gentle.
- Yellowbeard: What kind of a father is that? Kill him!
- Dan: No!
- Yellowbeard: Alright, I'll do it!
- Flower Girl: [to Dan] Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
- Dan: [kneels down so he's at her level] What?
- Flower Girl: Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
- Dan: No.
- [she smacks him in the face with the ordure and walks away]
- Dr. Gilpin: [coming up] Society is to blame.
- Yellowbeard: Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot!
- Dan: What?
- Yellowbeard: You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago!
- Yellowbeard: Oh, been out raping, lad?
- [sees Troila]
- Yellowbeard: Nice work lad.
- Dan: No, I haven't raped her!
- Yellowbeard: [disappointed] No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar!
- [grins]
- Yellowbeard: That's what I liked about her!
- Betty: You're all going after the treasure!
- Dan, Lord Lambourn, Yellowbeard, Dr. Gilpin: No!
- Lord Lambourn: Uh, botanical...
- Yellowbeard: Killing plants!
- Dan: Father! We thought you were dead.
- Yellowbeard: Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. How are you gettin' on pirating?
- Dan: Um, well...
- Yellowbeard: How many men have you killed so far?
- Dan: One. Two, I think.
- Yellowbeard: You think? You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinkin'.
- Yellowbeard: You are a Yellowbeard!
- Dan: What?
- Yellowbeard: Killin' your father as I killed my father before me.
- Dan: Dad, the blood...
- Yellowbeard: That's what I like to hear! You are my son!