Mia Farrow credited as playing...
Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher
- Leonard Zelig: [while under hypnosis] Your cooking is terrible. Your pancakes - they're - I dump them in the garbage when you're not looking. And the jokes you try and tell when - when you think you're amusing, they're long and pointless, there's no end to them.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: I see. And what else?
- Leonard Zelig: I wanna go to bed with you.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: Oh, that surprises me. I didn't think you liked me very much.
- Leonard Zelig: I love you.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: You do?
- Leonard Zelig: You're very sweet, 'cause you're - you're not as clever as you think you are. You're all mixed up, and nervous, and you're the worst cook. Those pancakes. Oh, I love you. I wanna take care of you. No more pancakes.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: Tell me why you assume the characteristics of the person you're with.
- Leonard Zelig: It's safe.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: What do you mean? What do you mean, "safe"?
- Leonard Zelig: Safe to - to be like the others.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: You want to be safe?
- Leonard Zelig: I wanna be liked.
- Leonard Zelig: I gotta get back to town soon. You know, I teach a course at the psychiatric institute in masturbation and...
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: I see.
- Leonard Zelig: I'm a doctor, you know, and I...
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: I see. Guilt-related masturbation.
- Leonard Zelig: No, no, no, no. Not guilt-related. I - I teach advanced.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: Who are you?
- Leonard Zelig: What do you mean, who am I? I don't know. These are tough questions.
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: Leonard Zelig.
- Leonard Zelig: Yes, definitely. Who is he?
- Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher: You.
- Leonard Zelig: No. I'm nobody. I'm nothing.