Greg Berg credited as playing...
- Fozzie: [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers.
- Piggy: You can say that again.
- Fozzie: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro...
- Piggy: Don't push it, Fozzie.
- Fozzie: [Has body of fish instead of tail] Personally, I don't think this Mer-Bear stuff is so hot.
- Kermit: Um, Fozzie, I think you have your imagination on backwards. Your legs are supposed to look like a fish, not your head.
- Fozzie: Oh, I knew that.
- Fozzie: Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS.
- [drops his papers]
- Piggy: You're a professional oops all right.
- [trying to adjust video camera]
- Gonzo: Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.
- Fozzie: No way, Gonzo; I'm not fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.
- Fozzie: Are you the Great Gurgle?
- Great Gurgle: No, I'm Snow White.
- Fozzie: Snow White? I thought she was shorter.
- Scooter: Gonzo, what's that noise?
- Gonzo: [chewing] Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose.
- Scooter: But your nose isn't made of wood, Gonzo.
- Gonzo: Of course it is. Pinocchio was my cousin.
