Madolyn Smith Osborne credited as playing...
Peggy Schuyler
- Peggy Schuyler: By the way, I never liked your dog. And I think jazz is stupid! And I faked all of those orgasms. 'Ah! Ah! Oh! Yes!' Sound familiar?
- Roger: Yeah? Well I faked mine too!
- Roger Cobb: I've been thinking. Remember that thing you used to want to talk about? And we never did? You know, the M-word? Well, I think maybe it's time that we did the M-word.
- Peggy Schuyler: Roger, I don't think you're ready to do the M-word.
- Roger Cobb: Yeah, I am. Honest. Peggy, I want to get - M'd.
- Peggy Schuyler: Roger, if you can't say the M-word, then you're not ready to do the M-word.
- Peggy Schuyler: Roger, you go to court tomorrow, we're through.
- Roger: If I don't, your father will have my balls.
- Peggy Schuyler: Then it's me or your balls, Roger. You can't have both.
- Judge: Bailiff! Throw this jackass out of my courtroom! I'm going to the State bar. You're a lunatic!
- Roger Cobb: He can't do this to me!
- Mr. Mifflin: He's not just a lunatic! He's a pervert too! He plays with himself in the Mens Room!
- Peggy Schuyler: And he cheated on me Daddy! He had sex with a dead body in your offices!
- Burton Schuyler: You're fired Cobb!
- [bailiff throws Roger onto the floor in hallway]