Kenny Everett credited as playing...
Lukas Mandeville
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: What the devil is that?
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: Sounds like a lot of monks exploding.
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: Look out, a bat!
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: [a bat falls on Mandeville's hat] A cricket bat?
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: I find this case enthralling. Have you read all the reports?
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: No.
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: Well if you had, you'd know about the strange things that have taken place in that house years ago. Do you realize that eighteen people were murdered there one night?
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: Coincidence. Anyway, Lightning never strikes twice.
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: Well it did then. Two people were struck by lightning. Two who's throats were slit. One was hung. Two were axed, four people were skewered in the same bed. And a man watching, simply blew up!
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: What happened to the other six?
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: What?
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: You said there were eighteen.
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: Oh, yes, yes, the other six. They were found frozen to death in the deep freeze. All wrapped in cling film. They'd been shot.
- Policewoman: Hello, police, can I help you?
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: Yes, I'd like to report a dead body.
- Policewoman: Yes sir, what type of a dead body?
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: Type? Ehm... Upside down with big chests, what's that got to do with it?
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: Now look here. I think we ought to search the house immediately. We'll divide up into pairs. Stephen, Elliot, you stay here and watch the machinery. Okay, the rest of you, follow me.
- Dr. Lukas Mandeville: What the devil is that?
- Dr. Barbara Coyle: Sounds like a lot of monks exploding.