Shelby Chong credited as playing...
Princess I
- Princess I: What kind of horses?
- Louis Corsican: Umm. They were, eh, brown, mostly brown.
- Princess I: Did you do all the breeding yourself?
- Louis Corsican: Eh, no. We had a horse for that. I remember one time my cousin though - oh, never mind.
- Princess I: [laying on the ground, kissing] Oh, what's that?
- Lucian Corsican:: Oh, sorry. It's just my sword. It keeps getting in the way. Would you like to see it?
- Princess I: No!
- Lucian Corsican:: It's okay, because I couldn't show it to you anyway. My father always told me: never show your sword unless you intend to use it. Anyway, mine's broken.
- Princess I: Broken?
- Lucian Corsican:: Yeah. Why, I've mistreated it for years. So foolish. I used to go around stickin' it into everything. Stuck it into watermelons - just practicing. One day I stuck it into the dirt, broke the tip off.
- Princess I: Oh, how awful.
- Lucian Corsican:: That really hurt me. But that's okay. I'm gonna get a new one.
- Princess I: You can get new ones?
- Lucian Corsican:: That's why I have to get into the castle, because that's where they keep the good ones.
- Princess I: Yes!
- Lucian Corsican:: I need a good, strong one this time.
- Princess I: François has a really good one!
- Lucian Corsican:: But it has to be big.
- Princess I: Oh. Pierre. Yes. Oh, but his is *too* big.
- Lucian Corsican:: They can never be too big - not if you know what to do with it. You see, sometimes if they're big enough, all you have to do is show it, and people will run.
- Princess I: Oh, that's what I did.
- Princess I: What were you doing in that room with all those girls?
- Lucian Corsican:: I was just looking for my sword.
- Princess I: They had your sword?
- Lucian Corsican:: Yes. They were holding it for me.
- Princess I: They were holding it?
- Lucian Corsican:: Yes.
- Princess I: [starts crying] You told me that was my job!